'Sound of Existential Dread' Shirt

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There is a specific sound the universe makes when you remember everything you have to do tomorrow. It is quiet, constant, and lives inside your rib cage. The skeleton hears it too. The cat also hears it. Nature is lovely. Nature does not drown it out.

  • Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
  • Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose quiet hike eventually produces an intrusive thought about an unpaid invoice.