'Full of Microplastics' Shirt

The frog is cute and also 12% plastic by volume. Same as you. Same as every living thing that has consumed food or breathed air in the last forty years. The existential dread is a bonus feature that ships with the microplastics. You didn't sign up for either but here you both are: lightly contaminated, holding it together, being adorable.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people who have accepted the bioaccumulation and are choosing to remain charming.